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r_text[0] = "A rent in your clothes is a mishap, a stain on them is a vice.<br><em>Honore de Balzac</em>";
r_text[1] = "Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.<br><em>Coleman Cox</em>";
r_text[2] = "The finest clothing made is a person's skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.<br><em>Mark Twain</em>";
r_text[3] = "Just around the corner in every woman's mind - is a lovely dress, a wonderful suit, or entire costume which will make an enchanting new creature of her.<br><em>Wilhela Cushman</em>";
r_text[4] = "Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids.  This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.<br><em>Scott Adams</em>";
r_text[5] = "One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art.<br><em>Oscar Wilde</em>";
r_text[6] = "Clothes are never a frivolity: they always mean something.<br><em>James Laver</em>";
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